Hey, I don't write this shit; it comes right out of the #L IRC Logs. Seriously.

I haven't gone to Comdex yet... but, its okay since instead I've been staying late at work selling my soul to the devil by explaining complex database relationships and detailed script/code functions to pointy-haired bossen who can barely grasp the turn-signal lever on their Lexusen. Yay!

Me, bitter? Naw, never! At least I'm not letting the comic suffer from my lack of positive attitude! <grin>