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# Table structure for table 'comics'
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CREATE TABLE comics (
id int(11) NOT NULL auto_increment,
dateshow datetime NOT NULL default '0000-00-00 00:00:00',
comicimage varchar(50) default NULL,
comictype char(1) NOT NULL default '',
toppost varchar(12) default NULL,
title varchar(50) default NULL,
PRIMARY KEY (id),
KEY i_dateshow (dateshow),
KEY i_comictype (comictype)
) TYPE=ISAM PACK_KEYS=1;
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# Dumping data for table 'comics'
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INSERT INTO comics VALUES (1,'2001-10-29 00:00:00','1.jpg','d',NULL,'The Real IRC');
INSERT INTO comics VALUES (2,'2001-10-31 00:00:00','2.jpg','d',NULL,'Finger Lickin\\\' Good');
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INSERT INTO comics VALUES (65,'2002-07-01 00:00:00','65.jpg','d',NULL,'Trading Spaces');
INSERT INTO comics VALUES (66,'2002-07-05 00:00:00','66.jpg','d',NULL,'Heed Pretzel');
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# Table structure for table 'links'
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CREATE TABLE links (
name varchar(50) default NULL,
image varchar(50) default NULL,
url varchar(100) default NULL
) TYPE=MyISAM;
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# Dumping data for table 'links'
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INSERT INTO links VALUES ('Dr. Lobster','drlobsterlink.gif','http://drlobster.com/');
INSERT INTO links VALUES ('iRev.net','irevlink.jpg','http://irev.net/');
INSERT INTO links VALUES ('Exploitation Now','exploitationnow.gif','http://www.exploitationnow.com');
INSERT INTO links VALUES ('Kaizen','kaizen.jpg','http://kaizen.cowkitty.net/');
INSERT INTO links VALUES ('Plastique Digital Systems','pdsys.org.gif','http://pdsys.org/');
INSERT INTO links VALUES ('SoreThumbz','stlink.gif','http://sorethumbz.irev.net/');
INSERT INTO links VALUES ('MegaTokyo','megatokyo.gif','http://megatokyo.com/');
INSERT INTO links VALUES ('Penny Arcade','pennyarcade.gif','http://www.penny-arcade.com');
INSERT INTO links VALUES ('Exmoure.com','ex_small.jpg','http://exmoure.com/');
INSERT INTO links VALUES ('The Funny Papers Top 100','fpvote3.gif','http://www.thefunnypapers.com/topcgi/topsites.cgi?poundl');
INSERT INTO links VALUES ('Dragonmun.com','DMDBanner.jpg','http://dragonmun.com/');
INSERT INTO links VALUES ('Funny Papers Top 100 (New List)','fpvote3','http://www.thefunnypapers.com/cgi-bin/rankmaster/rate.cgi?id=17');
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# Table structure for table 'posts'
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CREATE TABLE posts (
id int(11) NOT NULL default '0',
who varchar(12) NOT NULL default '',
post text,
KEY i_id (id)
) TYPE=ISAM PACK_KEYS=1;
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# Dumping data for table 'posts'
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INSERT INTO posts VALUES (1,'Gizmo','Welcome to poundL.com.
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INSERT INTO posts VALUES (2,'Presence','I installed WindowsXP today on my personal workstation, the one that I\\\'ve been running FreeBSD on for over 2 years. Lemme say, it was quite an experience. HA! Get it?!
In getting ready for UberLAN this upcoming weekend, I had to get an OS onto my old Celery500 box other than my beloved FreeBSD so I can whoop some UT and Elite Force ass, and in doing so, I got to eXPerience the latest Microsoft wonder of an OS. Damn, its so damn happy and nifty! I mean, how the hell does an operating system get to be \\\'happy\\\'? But, like for instance, the default wallpaper is called \\\"Bliss\\\", and when setting up the PC for the first time, XP plays a nice little tune in the background. And, damnit, because I could, I chose the option to \\\"view offline\\\" the Microsoft Product Catalogue link that was right off the main Start menu. It took almost 30 minutes to download their catalogue! Yay!
Man, with XP installed for this UberLAN, I\\\'ll finally be able to uninstall Microsoft BOB. I mean, you tell me: Bob or \\\"Rover\\\" the helpful \\\"search assistant\\\"? Looks like we have a new winner!\r\n');
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INSERT INTO posts VALUES (65,'Presence','Kaizen starts today. Its a new webcomic by Cowkitty. Her site\\\'s quite nice.
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\r\nExmoure\\\'s new art style is looking great, check him out too!
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\r\nYesterday was my birthday, and I got a new accessory and game for my DreamCast... I can\\\'t wait to try out this \\\"Phantasy Star Online\\\" that everyone used to babble about like two years ago. Its fun following the trend, years after the trend\\\'s been over.
\r\n');
INSERT INTO posts VALUES (66,'Presence','
\r\n<delusion_> i don\\\'t care what you guys say, but i\\\'m bringing my laptop, and my swim trunks\r\n<delusion_> and you will see my fatness.\r\n<WndrBr3d_> YAY !\r\n<WndrBr3d_> NOW THE POOL WILL BE FUN !\r\n<WndrBr3d_> I CAN RIDE NICK !\r\n<delusion_> dude, i just know basharteg will want to wrestle though\r\n<delusion_> he\\\'ll fold me into a pretzel\r\n<WndrBr3d_> HAHAHA\r\n<WndrBr3d_> HEED PRETZEL !\r\n<BasharTeg> I challenge you all to a no holds barred deathmatch !\r\n<BasharTeg> All of you vs me\r\n'); # # Table structure for table 'randomquotes' # CREATE TABLE randomquotes ( quote varchar(255) default NULL ) TYPE=MyISAM; # # Dumping data for table 'randomquotes' # INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<Delusion_> More fun than deadly deadly anthrax!'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<BasharTeg> if any more people owned you, you\\\'d be classified as a time-share'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<BasharTeg> Someone just said manboobs'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<gizmo^> blueballs, god\\\'s punishment for not being smooth enough to score'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<Playdough> Donkey saliva: Sticky or the finest lubricant known to man? You decide!'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<BasharTeg> void main(){for(;;fork())memset(malloc(1024000),0,1024000);}'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<Presence> EverQuest is NOT a Career Choice'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<Bahmist> POLICE COPS.'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<Basharteg> BasharTeg scores with Presence\\\'s sister, news after I\\\'m finished.'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<WndrBr3d> I poop a lot'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<WndrBr3d_> Like a fat man in winter eating pork'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<Presence> I typically send 32-corn logs.'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<chex> fix the jesus! he is broke! he only spits out quarters now!'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<gizmo> BAKA!'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<playdough> SCREW IT UP THE BLEEDING ASS!!!!!'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<BasharTeg> That sales guy is 31336 (just not leet enough)'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<bahmist> Don\\\'t buy fruit at the fruit stand, they don\\\'t wash their corn.'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<Alexis^> I desynced a gerbil.'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<gizmo> if everyone thought like you we\\\'d all be not thin.'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<Presence> EverQuest is NOT a Career Choice.'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<Presence> BTW, who\\\'s side am I on?'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<Grommit> In his home country, Gus the donkey kicks balls.'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('Sacharine puts her penis in delusion\\\'s ear.'); INSERT INTO randomquotes VALUES ('<Presence> Its not necrophilia if she\\\'s a zombie.'); # # Table structure for table 'sponsors' # CREATE TABLE sponsors ( sponsor varchar(255) default NULL ) TYPE=MyISAM; # # Dumping data for table 'sponsors' # INSERT INTO sponsors VALUES ('Brought to you by Lucky Charms Cereal!'); INSERT INTO sponsors VALUES ('Brought to you by the dick in my pants.'); INSERT INTO sponsors VALUES ('Powered by PHP, MySQL, FreeBSD, Pork, and Beans.'); INSERT INTO sponsors VALUES ('Gonads and Strife');