Name:
Joe

Aliases:
joseph, x[gizmo], giz, JOSEF, fucker

Age:   22

gizmo
Location:San Diego, CA
Ambitions:To become a internet mogul (without doing any work).. and takeover the world (by making other people do all the work)
Hobbies:Anime, Everquest, Sleeping, Videogames
Turn-Ons:A nice smile, good sense of humor, anime.. and everquest
Turn-Offs:Anger, mean people, gonads, strife.
Favorite Phrase:God Damnit Leeroy.
Greatest Accomplishment:Graduating from high school without doing any real work
Idols:Colon Powell, Bill Gates, Spuds McKenzie
Child prodigy gone horribly wrong. Mastered computers at age 6, scholar student. Now all he does is sleep, eat, watch anime, and play videogames. He knows windows and unix real well, and can mind meld with Cisco routers. Consumes more beer than most foreign countries.